Much of my time at work is spent updating this fucking lame database that Big Brother Sales Manager uses to make sure that the money they give me is in return for some kind of productive activity. Well, the joke is on them, because while I'm sitting at my desk tap-tapping away at the keyboard, I'm not out schmoozing with clients, which is what they really pay me for. Nor am I spending all that much time updating this database with anything but imaginary tasks. What I'm really doing is surfing Blogger, incessantly clicking Next Blog, Next Blog, Next Blog. That's how I discovered this: White Collared Redneck. And boy, is this shit funny!

PS - It's 1:47 right now, and my work day is proceeding according to plan.