I walk past the boarded-up building occupying the south-east corner of 5th Ave and 13th St dozens of times a week, always paying close attention to the iterations of street art and advertisements adorning the north wall and the plywood blocking the front windows from view. The building was graced with some work by Judith Supine for a bit in 2007, and I was particularly fond of a piece that used the back pages of the Village Voice as background for erotic renderings of a recognizable resident of 13th St.

The space has languished, unoccupied and decaying, for as long as I've walked the block. In its last incarnation, the building was known as Cafeteria 61. Sometime in early April, 2006, Cafeteria 61 suddenly locked its doors; handwritten signs posted in the windows read 'Closed. Store for lease.' Cafeteria 61 had been abandoned in obvious haste; from the sidewalk, passersby could peer through the windows and see shelves brimming with merchandise - even the salad bar had been left fully stocked.

On the night of April 18th, 2006, firefighters responding to the abandoned deli arrived to find 'heavy fire conditions'. The blaze, which severely charred the entrance of the building but left the interior intact, resulted in minor injuries for two firefighters. Then, Sixth Battalion Chief Edward Bergamini suggested the fire was suspicious, and that the cause would be under investigation. It is widely believed by residents and business owners on 13th Street that the blaze was intentionally set by the retreating owners.

That the building would come to such an ignominious end betrays the heights to which it had soared, not as Cafeteria 61, but as the Lone Star Cafe, a raucous, Texas-style country music nightclub. The Lone Star opened in 1976 as a non-ironic, straightforward country and western joint in the middle of downtown. It became so popular, however, that it was soon booking such acts as John Lee Hooker, Sly Stone, Buddy Guy and Willie Nelson. Roy Orbison regularly played, and it was not unusual to bump into Springsteen and Van Zandt at the bar. A patron fondly recalls his experience at the Lone Star in the 80's:

The Thursday before Live Aid I was there with my friends from England who had never been to the USA before. Dinner at the Hard Rock and then down to the Lone Star. That night a blues guy called " Lonnie Mac" from Chicago was playing. We went upstairs and saw that the tables had reserved signs on them. First came Paul Simon to sit down with Penny Marshall. Then Mike Jagger comes in behind us with Keith Richard. My friend turned to go to the bar and banged into Bob Dylan. I told the guys no work tomorrow, we are staying here and at 3 in the morning Dylan and Jagger got up on stage to Jam. A night never to forget.

But what most remember about this building was not what happened inside, but what appeared on the roof one night in 1978: Iggy, the 40 foot iguana. Made of wire mesh and polyurethane foam, the iguana, an inanimate cartoonish figure of Jurassic Park proportions with an open, spiky-toothed mouth, spiny quills along its back and a great, curling tail, was a downtown icon until skyrocketing rents forced the club to close in 1989. Kinky Friedman, Texas icon and frequent performer at the Lone Star with his band the Shalom Retirement Village People, recalled Iggy being a propos of both the club and the times: 'People made love inside the iguana. Drug deals went down all around it.'

Without a doubt, the purgatory in which the building currently exists will come to an end. Likely, the building will be razed, almost certainly for luxury condos. Perhaps, just perhaps, we can hope for an homage. A 40 foot iguana on the roof deck of your luxury condo? I think I hear selling-point.

So you all know where I'm coming from here, right? Funny thing, though. Fred Savage was apparently a bit of a dick. Enough of a dick, that is, to get himself knocked out by an acquaintance of mine on a a singles cruise in Mexico. It doesn't change the fact that much I think I know about love comes from watching the hesitations between Winnie and Kevin.

Ever noticed how Union Square seems to be de facto divided into distinct regions? The south of the park feels different than the north, while the east has a completely different vibe than the west. I've always felt that the east side of the park is a bit untamed. It seems to be more regularly frequented by malefactors than the west. Same for the north end of the park, where in the afternoon kids from nearby Washington Irving High School gather, and where the occasional melee erupts. The west side of the park, however, with its fountain, artist stalls, greenmarket, dog run, and playground seems, I don't know, cleaner, more controlled. The south end of the park, with the steps and the pavilion, is, of course, the place to be, to see and be seen, and on an day such as today, there are scores of people milling about. All these elements taken together suggest that the most desired place to find an open seat is on a bench in the south-west corner. This evening, when I went to grab a seat and do some reading, I found myself relegated to the north-west sector, a kind of liminal space, straddling the self-awareness and preening of the south-west and the thuggery of the north-east.

It was all an evening in Union Square should be. There was a Cuban man, or probably Puerto Rican, who serenaded the passersby in Spanish with background music from a handheld boombox. There was a gentleman in a 'No Nukes' t-shirt sitting across from me who leaned over to the woman on his right, an obvious stranger, and asked, 'What's toffee?' And there was the young woman who sat down next to me with a sigh. Attractive from the look of her legs - long, tan and smooth, with a tattoo on her foot - I don't look up from my book to look at her face. Aloofness is the only game I got.

Commotion, inevitably, came, came twofold, when a Union Square Partnership employee reaches over the singing Latino to empty a trashcan, and in the process spills discarded food containers all over the man and his stereo. Swearing, in Spanish and French, ensued, while directly in front of me, two men are arguing, one accusing the other of drinking beer in the park, in front of the kids, without an I.D. 'I didn't know, I thought it was an energy drink,' claims the one. 'This is a crime, I'm talking jail-time,' replies the other. Unsurprisingly to everybody, this other soon revealed himself to be drunk (though smart enough to be boozing out of a McDonald's cup), as evidenced when he began to ape the melody of the Puerto Rican, or Cuban, and do an imitation rumba. There were wry smiles on the faces of all, knowing smirks, as if all had come to the square to see just this, and expected nothing less.

I also saw a man walking his dog with his left hand, and his daughter, perhaps 4, whom he had trained to hold onto a leash, with his right.

Some of you may have noticed the now near-completed luxury condos on the NE corner of Elizabeth and Spring St. I know I have pointed them out to whomever happened to be with me as we walked by, commenting on the fact that this neighborhood was not too long ago a no-go zone. Originally a horse stable in the late 19th century (it has ramps between floors instead of stairs), 11 Spring Street is a beautifully crafted stone building. But until it changed owners in early 2007 (reportedly for just under $15 million), 11 Spring was more often mentioned as “the candle building,” known for its uniformly tied white window drapes and the eponymous candles in each of its 60 windows. But even more notable than the mysterious candles, drapes, and the beautifully crafted stone was the bottom floor of the building that had long been a venue for muralists, graffiti artists, and renegade tromp l’oie-ists from around the globe. Indeed, 11 Spring Street was once one of the most famous locations in the world to see and post street art. Here's how it looked:





Notice the white window drapes and the candles:



Here's how it will look when the renovations are complete:



Nobody ever saw anybody go inside to light the candles, or come out after having done so.

I do the legwork, you enjoy the results: City of Memory

Steve is a trucker from Bloomington, Indiana. He is also a graphic artist, and he listened when his friends suggested that while unloading in Elizabeth, he check out the Olafur Eliasson exhibit at PS1. He came into the Redhead the other night, high on the experience. We had a great conversation about installation art; I told him about Eliasson's waterfalls in the East River, and his recent installation at the Tate that simulated the movement of the sun across the sky. We talked about his son, who studied fashion at FIT, and he joined us outside as we admired the awesome thunderstorm that rolled through that night. He has a website, which is kind of great: The Reluctant Trucker.

The first person to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge was Robert Odlum, a swimming teacher from Washington, at 5:45 PM, May 19th, 1885. Interestingly, Mr. Odlum had publicly made known his plans to jump from the bridge, and there was a surplus of NYPD bluecoats patrolling the bridge that evening to prevent the successful completion of the stunt. Only through the deployment of an elaborate ruse, involving a horse-drawn cab and a blue-shirted gentleman acting conspicuously nervous, which drew the attention of the police officers and the thousands gathered on the bridge that day, was Odlum able to get close enough to the rail to jump. He emerged from the back of a black wagon, wearing a red shirt and gray swimming tights, raised his right hand straight into the air as if to signal to the boat carrying supporters in the river below, and without hesitation, threw himself off the bridge. Here's how the Times described what happened next:

Whether he jumped too quick after leaving the wagon, or destroyed his balance from some movement on the rail or in jumping cannot be known; but during the descent of the body to the water, swift as it was, those on the boat could see that it turned slightly and that it would not strike the water with the feet squarely down. The splash was heard rods away. Eyes turned toward the small rescue boat. The men in it, overcome by excitement or fright, began to shout for help. In a few seconds, which seemed long enough in that predicament, Odlum rose to the surface. He was motionless.

Only the action of his friend, one Captain Boyton, who dove into the river and, swimming against the current pulled Odlum back to the rescue boat, prevented his drowning. The damage had been done, however. Odlum regained consciousness just long enough to ask what kind of jump he had made. He died approximately 45 minutes after the jump, having broken the lower ribs on both sides of his body.

At its highest point, the span clears 135 feet over the East River. A leap off the bridge, therefore, is not necessarily fatal. In 1895 Clare MacArthur became the first woman to attempt the stunt, weighting her stockings with 20 pounds of sand so that she would fall feet first. She survived the fall. In 1960 Ed Quigley wagered $100 with his drinking buddies that he would survive a jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. He won the bet.

Just last week, a despondent woman bent on suicide lept from the Manhattan side of the bridge. In an ironic twist of fate, she survived without a scratch. 'Michelle', as she identified herself, suffered nothing more damaging than some water in the lungs, and was admitted into Bellevue Hospital. In March 2004, a 24-year-old man survived a 135-foot jump from the center of the bridge, and in August of the same year, a 16-year-old girl jumped and lived.


There is debate over whether the most famous of the Brooklyn Bridge jumpers, the barkeep Steve Brodie, actually completed the jump. In 1886, he said he jumped off the bridge to win a bet with a pal, inspiring the 1933 movie "The Bowery" as well as the phrase, "Take a Brodie." But some skeptics believe Brodie actually tricked his buddy by throwing a weighted dummy off the bridge.

While I scour my past and present for something interesting to blog about, check out this great site: On The Inside

In memoriam: Siberia. Alternately called an oasis of lawlessness, physically revolting, a celebration of self-loathing, and a high-school reunion of nasty, it was actually one of the first bars I went to in NYC. The downstairs was downright scary. Thought maybe they would all be like that.