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Things I'd Like to Say to Girls, vol. 2
I want to hold your hand and walk through the Village and buy you dinner and make you breakfast and make you know how good I really am.
Like Two Boats Passing in the Fog
Me: Hey Dad, what's happening?
Dad: So, your Mom says your in the New York Times, huh?
Me: Yeah, Dad.
Dad: Has that gotten you laid yet, or what?
Me: Well, uh, not exactly, Dad. I mean...
Dad: What are you, Doggy Boy?
Me: Yeah Dad, I'm the Doggy Boy. Thanks.
Dad: Don't get all sensitive.
Me: Nah, Dad. I'm just fucking with you. Alright, talk to you later, Dad.
Dad: So, your Mom says your in the New York Times, huh?
Me: Yeah, Dad.
Dad: Has that gotten you laid yet, or what?
Me: Well, uh, not exactly, Dad. I mean...
Dad: What are you, Doggy Boy?
Me: Yeah Dad, I'm the Doggy Boy. Thanks.
Dad: Don't get all sensitive.
Me: Nah, Dad. I'm just fucking with you. Alright, talk to you later, Dad.
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